nothing is weirder than a baby wearing nothing but a diaper they look like bald elderly stunted men regardless of sex this is a psa pls clothe yr baby
Harris Wittels: Business (x)
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.
Alfred Hitchcock
i started crying today when my podcast app refused to load and crashed a million times so that’s where im at in terms of like emotional stability
if i ever meet harris wittels im going to do what louise did to boo boo and slap him in the face but then i’ll kiss him maybe then i’ll punch myself then his girlfriend will punch me then i’ll die or maybe i’ll just talk to him who knows
why arent we all shouting from rooftops DOING BACKFLIPS LIGHTING MATTRESSES ON FIRE
im V V vVvvvvvvvv mad i just RIGHT NOW found out about this whole nick kroll poehler thing IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SCHOOL CONSUMES LIFE I FEEL ISOLATED
steven soderbergh’s state of cinema speech (¿)